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Along These Lines is a humor column with articles
appearing in over 200 newspapers in 45 states
(see sidebar). Some on-line samples are below.

An archive of articles is available if you would like
to run it in your newspaper, please email.

Recent column .....


"Why Cats Don't Like Christmas"


Past sample columns .....


"Blessing of the Animals"



"You Might be a Hypochondriac if...."



"Star Wars: Episode VII"



All the Presidents Pets



Three Stooges Hit the Big Screen



"Pork Renderings"



"Misadventure on the High Seas"



"Themed Restaurants"



"Twas the Night Before Fiscal Cliff"



Presidential Neighbors



Phyllis Diller's Last Laugh



New Olympic Sports



How Knot Too Right



A President's Best Friend



When Fleas Don't Flee



Oscars of Ages Past