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Welcome!                                                                             

Along These Lines is a humor column with articles
appearing in over 200 newspapers in 45 states
(see sidebar). Some on-line samples are below.

An archive of articles is available if you would like
to run it in your newspaper, please email.





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            Site updated: Dec, 2013